Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
Because I am not the type of person someone falls in love with.
What I like about Gordon Ramsay is that he’s very loud and curses a lot but if you actually listen to him he’s like “YOU FUCKING DESERVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL, YOU SHIT, AND I WANT YOUR GODDAMN RESTAURANT TO MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY AND TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, FUCKING FUCK.”
Like, if you didn’t understand the actual words he was saying, you’d think he was a sort of dragon, but it turns out he’s saying really nice things very loudly and angrily
i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.
you’re home alone and sneeze
the phone rings
someone whispers bless you
then hangs up